Making Contact aka Joey — Really Awful Movies

Despite there being a demonic ventriloquist in Making Contact, nobody quips, “you’d be angry too if you had a hand up your butt.” Lost opportunity. Despite its title, Making Contact is not an alien move. That’s just one of the many, many odd things about this one. Youngster Joey loses his father, and we, the […]

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Via Really Awful Movies-Death Ship

Isn’t the captain supposed to go down with the ship? Not here. He survives, and according to the poster, “would be better off dead” for doing so. Death Ship, needless to say, is a weird disaster film / supernatural horror-hybrid that is set on the high seas (and by the looks of the insane premise, “high” […]

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Via Really Awful Movies-I Know What You Did Last Summer

A concoction with unblended bits of The Mutilator, Urban Legend, and of course, Scream, The “I Know What You Did Last Summer smoothie” is drinkable enough…question is, whether it’s good for you. Usually, when a reviewer has zero recollection of having experienced something, there’s a reason for it. Chalk it up to multiple movie-induced False […]

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Via Really Awful Movies – Nightworld

To amuse yourself, trying singing Bob Seger’s Night Moves replacing “moves” with “world.” That will provide more entertainment value than Nightworld, a lazy, plodding, pointless exercise in horror tropes, shot in Sophia, Bulgaria of all places. When you think Bulgaria (if you think of it at all) it’s in the context of some direct-to-video horror […]

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